SURVIVAL (sort-of): Medium-Dark Roast Coffee Blend

Meet the Flathead Valley Coffee Blend, your caffeine knight in slightly tarnished armor. This 12oz pack is here to kickstart your day and keep you from completely losing it. Featuring a medium-dark roast that’s bold enough to make you think you can conquer the world (or at least your inbox), it delivers a deep body with notes of baker's chocolate and caramelized sugar, because regular sugar is for amateurs.

The body boasts rich flavors of warm spice, caramel, and dark chocolate that’ll make you question why you ever settled for that sad office coffee. Sourced from Central America, this blend is perfect for any brewing method you fancy—drip coffee maker, French press, Moka Pot, percolator, or even a cold brew if you’re feeling particularly adventurous.

• Size: 12oz (340g) of almost-lifesaving magic
• Roast: Medium-dark, because you need more than a light roast to survive
• Flavor Notes: Deep body with hints of baker's chocolate and caramelized sugar—fancy, right?
• Tasting Notes: Rich with warm spice, caramel, and dark chocolate that’ll leave you craving more, because why not?

Grown in the lush regions of Central America, where the coffee beans grow strong and the dreams are... well, let’s not go there. Whether you prefer whole bean or ground, we’ve got your caffeine cravings covered.

• Options: Whole bean or ground, because you like to have control over at least one thing in your life
• Roasted: With meticulous care in the USA by experts who know their stuff
• Certification: Specialty Grade Craft Coffee by the SCA, because your standards are high, even if your energy levels aren’t
• Ethics: Ethically and sustainably sourced through B Corp certified suppliers, so you can feel good about your life choices, for once
• Design: Aroha & Wry
• Contact: Potentiallyaccurate.com

Grab your Flathead Valley Coffee Blend and face your day with a semblance of sanity. Almost lifesaving, because let’s be honest, you need all the help you can get.