Cynical Christmas Candles

Add a "delightfully anti-festive" fragrance to any room and instantly transform it into a safe haven from the joys of holiday chaos. These personalized scented candles come in both 9oz and 4oz jars because apparently, size matters when it comes to surviving Christmas.

 Choose between six festive scents to match your vibe—or go unscented if you’re feeling extra "bah humbug" and just want some peace and quiet. Made with 100% natural soy wax and a 100% cotton wick (because who has time for toxins when you’re dodging family drama?), all our candles come in stylish Amber jars that scream, "I’m trying to be fancy this holiday season."

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, and a super fancy glass jar
.: Compliant with ASTM safety standards, because safety first, even during the holidays
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, so you can feel patriotic while lighting it
.: Please note: No matter which scent you choose, all wax is the same color, because life can’t be perfect
.: Choose from six aromatic scents—or none, if you’re feeling like Santa skipped your house this year

Perfect for adding some snark to your Christmas décor!