CALM (Decaf): Medium Roast Coffee Blend

Introducing "CALM (Decaf): All of the Flavor, None of the Fun." For those who want to pretend they’re still part of the coffee culture without all that pesky caffeine-induced euphoria, this 12oz pack of Trapper Peak Decaf Coffee Blend is here to save the day. It boasts a mellow, smooth, and savory flavor profile, featuring subtle tasting notes of peanut and milk chocolate, perfect for those who like their excitement levels at "potential nap time."

With a mellow acidity that says, “Hey, you could have another cup, or not. Whatever,” this blend is your ticket to almost-euphoria. Sourced from the sunny slopes of South America and decaffeinated using the Swiss Water process, which is basically coffee magic, this blend is ideal for anyone who wants to feel calm... ish.

Whether you're a drip coffee dreamer, a French press philosopher, or a percolator purist, CALM (Decaf) will fit right into your laid-back lifestyle. Available in whole bean and ground options, because who has the energy to make decisions anymore?

• Size: 12oz (340g) of zen-in-a-bag
• Roast: Medium, because your inner peace deserves balance
• Flavor Profile: Mellow, smooth, and savory, like a yoga class for your taste buds
• Tasting Notes: Peanut, milk chocolate, and a mellow citrus twist—like a spa day in your cup
• Decaf Process: Swiss Water, because even your coffee should be pure
• Origin: South America, where the coffee beans are as chill as a hammock on the beach
• Options: Whole bean or ground, to suit your very chill vibes
• Roasted: With love and tranquility in the USA
• Certification: Specialty Grade Craft Coffee by the SCA, because even decaf deserves a little respect
• Shipping: USA, its territories, and Canada only
• Design: Aroha & Wry
• Contact: Potentiallyaccurate.com

Roasted in small batches by coffee wizards who ensure superior quality, consistency, and freshness, this blend is ethically and sustainably sourced through B Corp certified suppliers. So you can sip your CALM (Decaf) knowing you’re doing good while staying blissfully boring.

Grab your "CALM (Decaf)" and enjoy the almost-euphoria of coffee without the chaotic energy boost. Because who needs fun when you have all the flavor and none of the hassle?